Jane has suspected food poisoning. So she’s not on the stage tonight. But they didn’t say she’s safe like they did after her mom died when she wasn’t there. That confirms my suspicion of her being in the bottom two tonight. And I think Marie is going home.

They’re doing the group dance again, and poor Tony, he has no partner. He’s dancing solo, except at the beginning, I think that was him and Julianne dancing together for his solo spot.

I’m fast forwarding through Barry Manilow because his political views are dangerous and offensive.

Mel & Maks are safe.
Jane & Tony are safe. Um… K. I’m guessing they got the military vote? Because I know they didn’t get the people-who-actually-saw-them-dance vote. Tony has to settle for hugging Maks, since Jane is out. Ooh! I hope this means that Cameron & Edyta are in the bottom two. The train wreck called “Cameron’s hips” plagues me.

Bruno and Carrie Ann are going to have a show together in January. They’re making rival song/dance teams who can also sing. The show is called Dance War, I think. The unfortunate thing is, I’m pretty sure Drew Lachey is part of the show. He was at least part of the auditions process. So what is this, the next Broadway cast? That sounds like fun, other than the Drew part. It looks like a lot of freestyle dancing.

This time, I’m FFing through Barry Manilow because his political views are not only dangerous and offensive, they’re retarded.

Len says the reason he initially didn’t think Marie would do well was because she had no dance background. Bruno thinks it’s equally tough for men and women contestants. Carrie Ann talks about lifts. Len says it’s a marathon, not a sprint. Bruno says they judge what they see, not necessarily how long they rehearsed. If the routine needs polish, rehearse more. Carrie Ann says Jennie can get more tens if she gets better. Mel wants to know how she can keep America voting for her. Len dances around it by semi-quoting Superman comics but (like Smallville) leaves out the part about “the American way.” Len does say that Mel should make it all the way. I’m bored with the Q&A session. I don’t even know why I’m writing about it, it’s that boring.

All the competitors love each other, blah blah blah.

Helio & Julianne are safe. Yay!

None of the rest of the teams have been in the bottom two, ever, says Samantha. But I thought Marie & Jonathan had.

Sabrina looks terrified!

Cameron & Edyta are in the bottom two. Finally.
Jennie & Twiggy are safe. Yay!

Marie & Jonathan are safe. WHAT? NO! I guess all 4 million Osmonds are voting these days.
Sabrina & Mark are in the bottom two. WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE PEOPLE WATCHING??

The judges think it’s total madness the way people are voting. Len says Sabrina should be in the finals. Well, duh.

The collective gasp goes out over the dismissal of Sabrina & Mark. Even Tom says he had them pegged for the finals. The judges are dismayed. Sabrina is so sad. She calls Mark baby, and he says he loves her.

Dang. I just don’t think the rest of the season is worth watching. They should have won the whole competition.

And now Barry Manilow is ruining their last dance with his dangerous and offensive singing.