Do it again! Throw Lana against the elevator again!
Smallville S7Esomething
- Yay! No Lana this episode! She’s in Metropolis visiting Aunt Nell!
- I can’t stand Lois’s new boyfriend. Because he’s evil. And I knew he was evil from the moment we first met him.
- I love Fiesty Chloe. She called Lois a whore with her eyes.
- DANGIT! LANA LANG RUINS SMALLVILLE AND ALL THE OTHER TV SHOWS IN THE WORLD!
- Uh oh. Yet another color of Kryptonite. I wonder what this one will do.
- So Zor-El is Grindelwald, and Jor-El is Dumbledore?
- Wow. Zor-El’s voice totally just deepened in mid-sentence.
- Oh yeah. Lana will save you from the Kryptonian, Lara.
- YEAAAAAAAAHHH! Zor-El threw Lana into the elevator grate. I LIKE this Zor-El dude. Rewind the DVR! Do it again! I’m gonna call Zor-El Lame Thrower. (See, it sounds like flame thrower, but since Lana is so lame and stupid and awful, Lame Thrower. I am a genius.)
- Oh NOES! An eclipse! They’re on the wrong show!
- Hey, they have that Smallville vlogging contest thingy. I could vlog about how much I despise Lana Lang.
- Smart thinking, Clark! Frank didn’t think you had it in you.
- No, Clark! LISTEN TO LANA WHEN SHE SAYS SHE’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!
- Oh, come on, Clark. She didn’t do that much to help your mom. All she did was get thrown around. She should do that more often.
- Yeah, um, the whole Julian Luthor thing makes no sense. Remember that episode where Lex finally realized that his mom killed Julian, and Lionel realized he’d been blaming Lex all those years when Lex didn’t do it? Doesn’t jive, yo.
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