I’m finishing DWTS from Monday night while I wake up, and I call baloney on Cristian’s muscle pull. During the dance he was wincing and holding his right arm. After the dance, he forgot and started holding the left arm. When Elle told me yesterday about the muscle pull, I said, “Ah. Sympathy votes.”
Something happened to my AI post. I wrote the whole thing, really I did. Even predicted Jason to go home tonight. And now most of it is gone. I’ve already deleted it, so if my host can’t restore it for me, I guess y’all won’t get my brilliant insight.
UPDATE: It’s back up.
Whew. Stacy at Hosting Matters got my post back for me. Because she’s awesome.
Says Ryan: Carly is watching from home tonight. Way to stay classy, Ry.
Tonight is Neil Diamond night. And we get two songs from each of the five. Oh yeah. This is gonna be a neverending party. I wish instead of Neil Diamond, […]
Between all the stories where soldiers and Marines are either criminals or suspected criminals, the incessant babbling by the hippie dad and the genius scientist about how great it is to worship Gaia, and the complete absence of rebuttal about the polar ice caps melting (AS THE ARCTIC ICE HAS SHRUNK OVER THE LAST FEW […]
Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber is at the piano while the six sing “All I Ask of You.” Well, I enjoyed the piano at least.
By the way, Ryan kissed Simon on the head at the top of the show. I think I’m supposed to be all shocked and awed or something, but really I’m just […]
I think ever since Rachl Lukis said that Ryan stretches “American” way too long, he’s making it even longer just to get under her skin. Ry Ry says they’re pushing the contestants harder than they ever have before. While you’re at it, why don’t you push little David A off into a pit in Canaan […]
I mean, the end of tonight’s show wasn’t quite as awesome as the opening a couple of weeks ago when he disposed of half of Brazil without even blinking, but I did cheer tonight. Sic semper child molestors.
That reminds me, though. I don’t like it when they fake me out on the intro. Horatio […]
mountaineer musings got glutened. I am researching how to fix it, but I have a feeling it’s a bad thing when your users table disappears.
*I think it would have been really funny if, when Callie walked into Joe’s Bar, the Chief stood up and said, “Callie! It’s not what you think! I’m not having an affair! We’re Cylons!”
*I love how Roslyn pwn3d Apollo at the Quorum meeting. I didn’t love it so much when he pwn3d her back.
*Callie should […]
Ryan says he’s Ryan Seacrest. And anything can happen on this show: even Ryan being a total dillhole when he dismissed Michael last week.
Oooooh. Ryan says someone’s luck has run out. Luck… luck… does he mean the luck o’ the Oirish or the luck of having a couple of good weeks (and being blonde)?
The […]
Ryan talks about how shocking it was last week when Michael was dismissed, but he fails to mention what a douche he was giving him the false hope.
Kristy does her own version of the seal clap and looks even more awkward than Pauler when Pauler does it.
Prepare for suckitude, y’all. It’s Mariah Carey night, […]
This episode was a little dark and demented for me. I don’t like how far they’ve taken the Michael/Jan thing. Following up the deposition with this one was a little too much pathos for my taste.
Obviously, the episode centers on a dinner party. We start out with a 15 second recap […]
I haven’t watched Idol Gives Back yet (I’ve therefore put off adopting a precious black child for one more day), but I want to see who goes home. So I predicted Brooke to go home with Brooke, Syesha, and Carly in the bottom three. I’m not sure about my go home pick.
Idol Gave Back last […]
Hellooooooo, my friends! Wow, that was lame. Anyway, Tuesday was a bad day, and I ended up with no time for Idol. Woke up Wednesday in pain, had to get an emergency massage last night, etc. Once I was done with dinner and blah blah blah, all I wanted was a hot bath full of […]
