American Idol 8 Top 7 results. The judges’ save lives. Yippee.
Yeah, so it’s American Idol, yo.
Oh, good. I just haven’t seen enough of Miley Cyrus lately. Thank goodness she’ll be performing tonight. I bet Jennifer Hudson’s just so thrilled that she gets to share a stage with IT’S MILEY!!!
The Ford commercial is Freeze Frame. And Matt is the only one not on a magazine cover. Foreshadowing?
The awful medley is “Maniac.”
The kids went to a movie premier last night. 17 again starring Zac Efron. I guess I’ll be sitting that one out. That kids creeps me out to the max. He’s too pretty. Lil says, after seeing the movie, she wouldn’t go back and do it over again, because something about you have to own the mistakes you make until you get to Danny’s age. Or something. I wasn’t really paying attention, because the results show is as long as the performance show.
Allison is safe to slur again.
Adam is safe.
Anoop is in the bottom three.
Jennifer Hudson is singing. She sings very well, but I’m not into R&B, so it’s just a’ight for me, dawg.
Simon says that yes, Anoop does deserve to be sitting on the Tool Stool right now.
Kris is standing. Simon tells Kris he was brilliant last night, and Pauler agrees. Kris is safe.
Lil is in the bottom three. Simon looks smug. Yes, Simon, you have managed to beat Lil’s will to live on this show even further into the ground.
Randy and Kahra say Danny worked it out last night, dude.
Danny’s safe.
Matt’s in the bottom three.
Anoop, Lil, Matt. I think of these three… Matt is out. Kahra says this is the right bottom three. I have to agree with her, if we’re talking overall. Though I’d prefer Allison in there. I’m sorry, but I’m totally out on the great slur machine.
Anoop is safe.
IT’S MILEY!!! Ok, I was expecting to hate this. The first verse actually surprised me, because I didn’t want to die. Chorus, though–well. Anyway, she’s gorgeous and sparkly. Ok, the goat vibrato is killing me, but other than that, I’m not cutting myself. Does that mean I have to turn in my adult card?
Lil is safe.
Matt is at the mercy of the judges. If he’s smart, he’ll tone it down some tonight and not try to do so much extra with it. Because he said earlier that he realized he tried to do too much. And he didn’t tone it down.
Simon tells him that he doesn’t think he was as good as last night, and he doesn’t think Matt has a chance at winning the competition. The other three judges are up in arms and shouting vulgarities or niceties, I’m not sure which. Simon tells Matt it’s good news, and they’re saving him.
All the contestants freak out and rejoice like they’ve all just won Idol, and um… Do they get that next week one of them may go home in Matt’s place? And that two of them are out next week?
Simon says just that. SIMON: Kids, I wouldn’t be so happy. One, two people will go home next week. Two, next week is disco week.
Well, if Miley Cyrus couldn’t finish me off, Simon was able to find the two words that would.
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April 16th, 2009 at 1:12 am
There should Adam who has been in the entertainment biz for years stays….
American Idol ADAM played Arty on Home Improvement Nick at nite. It was on as I started posting this. It’s the episode where the youngest learns karate.
How odd that on Night 1 they blew Adam up and he was the ONLY 1 w/ special effects!!!
So, let me say Adam should be in the entertainment business, he’s been in it long enough. But not this show. And not now. But for him to stay a moment longer on a shower that helps no names get into the industry is as insulting as it gets. The show is about you and me and people who should have a chance to “Make It” but who are cold off the street. They should be getting this CHANCE TO MAKE IT NOW. Not Adam.
Sure, why not go ahead and put Carrie Underwood on their to win this year’s show, too. Why not? If Adam stays, the show is a total waste and a scam.
Kick Adam off now.
Get the phone calls in for you Favorite NEXT WEEK. Remember that the judges can and do go in their room and vote. I have heard Paula on national TV state she goes in her room to vote. That means they all go in and vote. And they all have assistants…that can vote, too.
So how much does your vote count?
April 16th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Sarah! Gonna watch the Stars in the playoffs tonight?
Oooooooh… forgot. =/
Go Wings! =P
April 16th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Wow Jennifer that’s quite the rant. I agree Adam Lambert is irritating though. It really has nothing to do with the fact that he has past experience. He’s just irritating.
I knew Matt would be voted off, but I didn’t think they would save him. I’m confused as to why they saved him because Simon flat out said that he didn’t like it. Didn’t the decision have to be unanimous? Oh well…without even seeing next week I predict Matt and Anoop are done next week.
April 18th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
You know, as much as I really like Adam, I’ve thought along the same lines as Jennifer. He’s been in show business for a very long time and while he may continue to get turned down for deals, I’ve often wondered how fair it is to the rest of the group.
At the same time, never heard of him before this and am really enjoying what he’s doing.
I still think you’re WAY too hard on Allison. That girl can sing. When you harsh on her attire, please remember, the girl is 16 years old. We all dressed ridiculously when we were 16.
Now, I know I’m late but that’s because I was too disgusted with what happened. I do not like Matt and I was GLEEFUL when they said he was the one to leave.
I begged and pleaded at my t.v. screen for them NOT to save him. Simon is right, Matt will not win this so why bother using the save on him? That was stupid.
I thought it was supposed to be used for someone they thought should win it and just didn’t get the votes for whatever reason, (ie: everyone thinking so and so probably got enough votes and voted for their second favorite).
What if, in the next two weeks, Danny or Allison or even ADAM ends up being the one with the least amount of votes? Isn’t THAT what the save was for? To protect the person who really does have the chance to win?
And again, can we please get rid of Matt and Kris? They drive me crazy. I do not watch them anymore, I fast fwd through the performance and to the judges’ reactions.
As for who will go home next week? Anoop and Lil.
In my dream world it would be Matt and Kris. But I don’t typically get what I want so that’s pretty much a guarantee that I’m right on this prediction.
April 20th, 2009 at 6:47 am
if Zac Efron plays his cards right, he will be one of the most sought after actors in Hollywood