And here we go. Ryan says THIS is the Finale. And THIS is American Idol. The boys are both dressed in white, because, you know, they like to do that look at least once a season. Where’s the choir, though? Haven’t seen them yet this season.
Jolie Fisher in the house.
Oh. Good cow. Wow. Randy’s […]
Tracey lays it out for you.
Oh, oh, oh. Y’all, I can’t say how exciting excited I am. I can try, though. Two more eps of Idol and my little snarking fingers get a rest.
Not that I’m not ultra-stoked about American Idol this week. Ryan says it’s down to the guy next door versus the guyliner. That’s cute. Oh, Pauler. You […]
Frank isn’t letting me pause during the show, so I’m just throwing out thoughts. Can’t do a decent snark.
6:00 a.m.
*The First Subplot Daughter is giving testimony in some matter or another. Who cares? Not me. Bring on the cougars.
*The Prez is in a meeting explaining that there are two hours left, so we can’t […]
I’m not interesting, so you shouldn’t follow me. Oh, and I only just joined, so it will take me a while to figure it out. Twitter’s hard.
Tonight’s American Idol opens with an ad for the new Ben Stiller/Hank Azaria movie.
Over 88 million votes came in. Ryan says to think again if you think you know how this is gonna roll out. Oh, Ryan, don’t you tease me. A Danny/Kris finale? No way, dude. Only a million votes separate 1st and 2nd […]
It’s the 300th episode of… American Idol. I know, you thought I was gonna say America’s Next Top Model, what with Adam doing his little turn on the catwalk, but you’re wrong.
Two songs each tonight: The Judges’ Sabotage and the singer’s choice.
01 Pauler decided to sabotage Danny with fervor by picking a Terence Trent D’Arby […]
So I got spoiled on tonight’s results. I can’t even be upset that Facebook spoiled me, because I’m quite happy with the dismissal. It’s all dark in the studio, and this is American Idol.
Oh yes, baby. Pauler’s gonna perform tonight. Be still my drug habit. I know, it’s not supposed to be funny anymore, […]
It’s Rock Night on American Idol. Y’all pray for me, yo. Oh, and they’re doing what I’ve wished they would do all along, pairing off for duets. Awesome.
Whoa. So they had an accident on set, and the contestants didn’t even get a proper run-through! Egad! What will this unprecedented situation beget?! Mayhem, I predict! Mayhem!
Ryan […]
