Frank isn’t letting me pause during the show, so I’m just throwing out thoughts. Can’t do a decent snark.

6:00 a.m.
*The First Subplot Daughter is giving testimony in some matter or another. Who cares? Not me. Bring on the cougars.
*The Prez is in a meeting explaining that there are two hours left, so we can’t have possibly wrapped everything up.
*Kim is the only person on the planet who could be captured without knowing it. Ok, maybe Bella Swan wouldn’t know.
*Jack’s got a gun on Renee yet again. “You’re not gonna kill anyone!” “Remember when I shot you in the neck?” “I repeat, you’re not gonna kill anyone, even though you’ve killed like 22 people today.” “And I’ll kill you next, since Kim wouldn’t be in her cougar sitch if you hadn’t been all butty-inny.”
*I’m kinda liking Tony now. He’s putting Kim in danger. Whatever you do, Tony, make sure she dies!
*Wow, that’s fast. DVD’s out tomorrow. Oh yeah. They filmed it forever ago.

6:16 a.m.
*There’s Aaron, my 2nd favorite character. If he or Chloe is killed, that’s when I stop watching. But I’m all for the torturous, bloody deaths of Kim and Janice.
*I’m sorry, Renee. Perhaps you are unaware that no one will ever like you, ever, if you help Kim to not get killed.
*Yes, let’s show evil people pictures of our children, Kim. They won’t ever use that against you. Make sure you include home address.
*”Dammit!” Like father like daughter.
*Ok, she’s dumber than Bella. Run after the danger, Kim! Do it for your daughter! Chase danger! U R smirt!
*”You’re in violation of at least 10 federal laws.” “So’s your face!”
*I’ll bet Ethan has a second data card. And once again, I find myself not caring about this subplot.
*Oh, there’s Aaron. Once again, I find myself caring about this subplot.
*Tony wants a bigger role in The Organization. I see a twist coming. Tony’s good again. But whatevs, I’m done with him. Kill him.
*Ouch. That’s what you get for torturing people, Jack! It comes back around to you!

Haha, FINALLY a car commercial making fun of hybrids. Thank you, VW, I may buy one of your cars just for that.

6:44 a.m.
*Kim, whatever you do, don’t stop, drop, & roll! Run around & flail! Do it!
*I bet Ethan bites the dust in this scene.
*You never go up against a Jack Bauer when death is on the line. Duh.

7:00 a.m.
*So Tony’s not good?
*Aaron! I’m once again interested in the subplot! I heart him.
*So Tony’s semi-good. Ish. Maybe. I don’t know. They should have kept him dead. Whatevs.
*Chloe, you’re not allowed to compliment Janice. It ruins your street cred. Also your SarahK love diminishes.
*Jack has a visitor. Oh, let it be Kim!
*It’s good news, Olivia. I’m going to use my judges’ save. Ohhhhh. But she hugged her. So she’s not gonna save Olivia. Yay!
*Poor president. All her subplots turned against her.
*Well, it wasn’t a silent countdown, so I guess he didn’t die.
*On the other hand, it sounds like Kim will be back next season, so there will be a silent countdown for your SarahK.