The Amazing Race. I didn’t think I’d be happy to have Brian & Ericka saved at the pit stop, but what do you know? I was. Don’t tell anyone. Also, I’m so over Sam & Dan. All Dan does is whine like a girl (he’s worse than Ericka), and the taxi stealing was resourceful but super douchey. Cheyne was being kind of a butt, but I really like Meghan.

DWTS. See here. Also, yes, I called it, because I’m awesome. Also, we all agree that Whitney was high, right? Right. Also, Latoya, really? Still coming to all the shows? Please explain.

House. Dissed for Thanksgiving, punched in the face. House has had both of those things coming for years. Good for Cuddy and Chase. I’m still bugged that Cameron’s gone.

V. The Vs’ ship is powered by the Omega-13. Who knew?

Castle. “Leading a man on isn’t a crime is it, Detective Beckett?” Castle: “It should be.”

Glee. I’m disappointed in Puck for turning out to be a teenage boy. Also, I knew Kurt was going to sabotage Rachel. And Mr. Schu? Kind of an idiot if he hasn’t figured out his wife isn’t pregnant by now.

SYTYCD. I was surprised Victor got sent home. I thought the young boy didn’t even try in the solo and should have been gone.