This is American Idol.
Hey, by the way, did y’all hear that the host of X Factor became one of the judges today? Making way for… another certain host who has a rather flirtatious relationship with the head judge? Just speculating. But you know you hope it’s true.
Wow. 122 million votes last night.
LOL at Randy’s […]
Scotty vs. Snorin’
Seriously, this has to be the most boring finale in the history of historical things.
How old do I have to be knowing that Scotty and Lauren were 6 and 7 when they started watching this show 10 years ago? I was… quite a bit older than that.
Oh, of course, Lauren’s supposedly having […]
Okay, so been busy, had company, etc.
Let’s talk about Pia. I think she went home because America was tired of the judges never calling her on her flat notes. Yes, she has a great voice, but let’s stop pretending there was no reason for her to go home. (I actually think she went home because […]
Okay, yeah, I seem to be running a week late on these, but I have a baby who isn’t a consistent sleeper, so while we work on that, I’ll have to be sporadic. You understand.
So this week’s (last week’s) theme is songs from the year each contestant was born. I bet most of these […]
Man, I feel like we got here awfully early in the process. Ryan says that this… is American Idol. Oh! Good to know. J-Lo’s single is #1 on iTunes.
This week the kids got to pick a song by their own personal Idol. Please PLEASE someone pick Bieber. They got to work with the chairman […]
Wait, what?? They’re cutting 14 people in this show to get it down to 10? Then the judges are picking a wildcard? Wow. Ok, so my prediction for the top 10 (not necessarily my picks), if they’re doing 5 guys and 5 girls:
Pia
Lauren Alaina
Lauren Turner
Haley
Ashton
Casey
Jacob
James
Stefano
Scotty
Let’s see if I’m right. And dang, that leaves out Brett, […]
Wait, don’t you mean Top 10, SarahK? No, I mean Top 12, because I’m just now watching it.
Yeah, yeah, I know this is like a week late. But I’m watching it, so I’m blogging it anyway. Maybe I’ll be able to do this week’s shows more timely. Maybe not.
Ryan asks J-Lo what’s so special about […]
So why’d they start right out on the big stage? Normally they save that for the top 12. I guess if you own the theater, you should use it, right? Stupid Obama economy.
Ryan asks Randy how it feels to be the head judge. He says it’s hot. Ryan asks J-Lo if it’s tough for her […]
Yes, I’m watching. Yes, I’m loving. Steven Tyler is crazy and funny and–dare I say?–adorable. J-Lo is doing a good job playing the nice girl, though I was really surprised that throughout most of the initial auditions Steven was the nice one who didn’t want to say anything mean to the contestants. And Randy has […]
Sorry, y’all. This episode of the Idol finale preempted by Family Guy, the stupidest and least funny show in the history of the world, followed by The Simpsons.
I’m not even kidding. The 1st hour of my 2 hour Idol finale is Family Guy and the Simpsons. Which means I’m going to get 1 hour […]
This… is the last week I watch American Idol with any consistency! Disclaimer: I will watch if Harry Connick Jr. or David Foster replaces Simon and they keep Ellen. Ditching Kara wouldn’t hurt, either.
Boooo. Simon’s last week on the show. But yay, more free time. Except maybe not, because I’ll watch X-Factor.
Crystal and Lee […]
Thanks, America, for finally sending Mike home. I love you again. Oh, and thank goodness the judges can’t force him on us again, right? We told you no once, judges. I don’t like the judges’ save.
Um… WHY did Ellen pick a song for Crystal that repeats “maybe I’m a man” over and over? UM. But […]
Please go take the American Idol survey and tell them how much you hate Kahra (as a judge, not as a person), miss Pauler, and love Harry Connick Jr.
All I want to know is: how in the world does Harry Connick, Jr. only have three Grammys?
Oh, um, this is American Idol, and I LOOOOOOOOVE Harry Connick Jr. He’s writing all the compositions and arrangements for this week, which is awesome. “You think Shania Twain was up in here doing this?”
So it’s Frank Sinatra […]
This… is American Idol. And this… is going to be sucktastic, because they’re doing hurricanes and rainbows songs. I can’t WAIT! Well, obviously I can since it’s Thursday morning and I’m just now watching. But hey. Making a person, so give me a break.
You know, Big Mike, there’s nothing I love more than white jackets. […]
