The Amazing Race. Go cowboys! They are just owning this race. Pretty smart guys. Also, they always make sure to have gays and/or lesbians on the show, and that’s fine, but I don’t think they’re doing the gay community a big service, considering that all the gays they’ve had on the show have turned out […]
24. Renee’s definitely gonna replace Jack as the show’s main badass. You heard it here first. Or tenth. I don’t know.
American Idol Denver auditions. So apparently there’s a theme this year: black female country singers. I’ve liked both of them so far. Also, the judges were kinda smoking crack on day 1 of the Denver […]
Woops, forgot to post this last week.
24. 4 p.m. 5 p.m. 6 p.m. 7 p.m.
American Idol. Chicago auditions. Orlando auditions.
Chuck. Morgan as the Assistant Manager will be awesome. I really enjoyed the bit where Morgan fired Lester. And this: “You’re incredible! Is that your spy training?” “Duck Hunt. Nintendo.” Hey, it’s the Tom Cruise Superman […]
Wow, so this is way late, but I’ve been all busy tweeting and stuff. You understand.
The Amazing Race. Well, I’m sad to see Gary & Matt go home, but I love Meghan & Cheyne, so I’m glad they’re consistently at the top. I think they’re going to win.
Big Bang Theory. “When was the first day […]
Ok, this is late, but it’s New Moon week, so I have other things on my mind.
The Amazing Race. See here.
House. I’m glad Chase finally told Cameron. But Cuddy + the PI? Boo.
Big Bang Theory. “Sorry doesn’t make up for the fact that I had to make chicken and rice with this vegan guy. […]
The Amazing Race. See here.
Dancing With the Stars. See here.
The Big Bang Theory. This slayed me (watch here):
HOWARD: Sheldon knows football?
LEONARD: Apparently.
HOWARD: I mean, Quidditch, sure, but football?
LEONARD: Sheldon, how do you know this stuff?
SHELDON: I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, pee wee football. […]
The Amazing Race: Flight Time–YOUR NAME HAS TIME IN IT. I was so embarrassed when you couldn’t tell time (I’m hoping it was a brain fart) that I wanted to bake you a pie. But hey, who needs to tell analog time when you can weigh gold on a digital scale? Mica–Sigh. You’re on The […]
Dancing With the Stars. See here. And in case you didn’t see their MJ tribute dance, here it is (and I’m so over the tributes, but this is kickin’).
The Amazing Race. Well, I would talk about it, but after twenty minutes of Anderson Cooper interviewing Drew Barrymore (really??) where TAR should have been, I gave […]
I’m not sure when I’ll be able to devote time every night to this blog (I’m sure that American Idol will guarantee at least weekly posts starting in January or February), because our evening TV is limited (stupid dog requiring an hour of exercise every stupid day), and I’m writing and reading more politics these […]
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Michael: “The company fired her for having the courage to augment her boobs.”
Pam: “The warehouse got a ping pong table last week. Now Jim comes down and plays with Darrell. Sometimes I bring him juice. My boyfriend is twelve.”
ROFL. Kelly: “Trash talk is all hypothetical. Like, your mama’s so fat, she could eat the […]
Pam: “Ryan invited some of the branch managers and Toby into the woods for a get-to-know-you weekend. Michael was not invited. Apparently they already knew everything they needed to know about him.”
I love that everyone is saying in their interviews, “Michael wasn’t invited.”
Michael to Toby: “Hey! Nobody cares! Nobody cares! I need that room at […]
Wow, Karen’s the regional manager of the Utica Dunder-Mifflin.
“I got an offer from Utica for more money, and I’m gonna take it.” I love Stanley’s complete apathy in everything he says.
“Clearly Karen is trying to get back at us because Jim dumped her.”
“You cannot take the hilarious black guy from the office.” “I don’t know […]
Haha. Michael thinks the ad company is coming to help them with the first ever Dunder-Mifflin Infinity commercial. So he thinks the office peeps are coming up with the idea. This will be fun.
“Break me off a piece of that applesauce… Chrysler car… Football creme.”
I just didn’t think they came anymore self-unaware than Michael. But […]
LOL. Michael is basing his day-to-day characters on his Netflix movies. Pam: “He’s watching Million Dollar Baby! … He’s gonna try to kill me.”
It’s time for new opening credits. We need to see Ryan as the boss.
Dwight doesn’t have his beard anymore.
Yay! I’ve been waiting for the B&B episode for weeks!
Permits are pending.
“The Stalk Inn. […]
Meredith is insane. Poor Jim.
“It’s caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela… who are already prone to unpleasantness.”
“Yes. I was. Mocking you.”
“Booster Seat.” Michael’s nickname for Angela. Hahaha. I’m a fellow booster seat.
Self-aware website! CACKLE!
“I was so good last year that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.” Yeah, […]
