This… is the last week I watch American Idol with any consistency! Disclaimer: I will watch if Harry Connick Jr. or David Foster replaces Simon and they keep Ellen. Ditching Kara wouldn’t hurt, either.
Boooo. Simon’s last week on the show. But yay, more free time. Except maybe not, because I’ll watch X-Factor.
Crystal and Lee […]
Tonight we find out who the top 12 are. This… is American Idol.
Lovely. Randy photoshopped on a bikini body.
And now the top 16 are singing Michael Buble’s “I Just Haven’t Met You Yet.” It’s nicely done, very well lip synced.
Next week will be Rolling Stones week. That should be perfectly disastrous.
Didi is up first. She’s […]
This… is American Idol.
Ooooh. Simon is wearing dark grey. Like that color on him. Ryan calls Kahra Simon’s binky, and it’s a whole weird thing, especially since Simon doesn’t know what a binky is.
01 Lee Dewyze is doing “Fireflies” by Owl City. He sounds good. A few pitch problems here and there, but mostly it’s […]
Ryan is all dramatic about the girls. And this… is American Idol.
Ellen’s sitting on Simon’s lap, whispering sweet nothings or kissing him or something.
Simon says this is the worst night to go, because you’re so close to the top 12 and then you fail.
01 Katie Stevens is doing Kelly’s “Breakaway.” Wow, she’s pitchy early in […]
I’m so happy that I don’t know last week’s results yet. Somehow I managed to avoid hearing on Twitter, Facebook, and SRM.
The sound for this show sounds like it’s being run through a robot filter.
Ooh. Simon thought he got praise of one contestant wrong and that when he watched it back, one of […]
Ellen has dressed up more tonight and Kahra’s not so dressy.
01 Crystal Bowersox has a twin brother, whom she describes as a square. Yeah, well my sibs call me the same thing, so he must be awesome. She’s singing CCR’s “Long as I Can See the Light” and plans to put a gospel twist on […]
01 Michael “Big Mike” Lynche. “This is a Man’s World.” Booooorrrrrrrring. Sounded like something you might play while you’re having sex, not something you’d want to hear on the radio. Bleh. RANDY: Standing o. SARAHK: Um, ok. ELLEN: Loved. KARA: I didn’t get it until tonight. You went from singer to potentially great artist. I […]
The Amazing Race. Go cowboys! They are just owning this race. Pretty smart guys. Also, they always make sure to have gays and/or lesbians on the show, and that’s fine, but I don’t think they’re doing the gay community a big service, considering that all the gays they’ve had on the show have turned out […]
Undercover Boss. I am totally in love with this show. And the CEO of 7-11. And his employees. Especially Igor. Every time Igor spoke, I cried. He kept going on and on about how wonderful America is, how it’s the best country in the world. I break down any time I hear foreigners who have […]
This… is American Idol.
Ryan asks why Simon was harsher than normal. Eh, I didn’t think so. I thought he was smoking crack a few times, but not any harsher than normal. Ellen was surprised that she said she likes bananas. Randy says the early top 24 rounds are tough. Ryan asks Kahra how things are […]
Ryan says, “This… is American–Simon, stop talking.” Hahaha. Anyway, this… is American Idol.
Simon’s showing deep cleavage tonight. Randy says be true to yourselves, guys. Kahra says the biggest thing is nerves. Ryan mentions that she’s been up there in a bikini, so how do you control your nerves? I don’t remember what Kahra says. Ellen […]
So tonight we have the top 12 girls. This… is American Idol.
It’s so sad to see Simon at the judges’ table without Pauler. So. Simon said in the NY Post that it’s gonna be a girls’ year. Which means the guys will step up. Ryan asks Kahra a question, but I’m not listening. Randy tells […]
The Amazing Race. Don’t worry, kids! There are plenty of gays on TAR this season, so you don’t have to worry that the ever-predictable streak will end. Ok, at first I was rooting for the cowboys, and then they traded in their American money for Brazilian money when they were going to Chile. Still impressed […]
24. Renee’s definitely gonna replace Jack as the show’s main badass. You heard it here first. Or tenth. I don’t know.
American Idol Denver auditions. So apparently there’s a theme this year: black female country singers. I’ve liked both of them so far. Also, the judges were kinda smoking crack on day 1 of the Denver […]
Aw yeah. Tonight is the always awful group day. This… is American Idol. And this is one of the hardest to blog, because there’s too much going on, too many names flying around at once, and too much DRAMA.
We’ve got 96 contestants left.
The group that named themselves Phoenix has a girl from last year […]
